Number 5:

Principal: "Scott, what was the last thing you and Charlie did, before you went to bed Christmas Eve?"

Scott:"We shared a bowl of sugar, did some shots of brown liqour, played with my shot guns, field-dressed a cat, looked for women... "

The Santa Clause

Number Four:

"It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms... and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me... "


Elf

Number 3:

Natalie: "Hello, David. I mean "sir". Shit, I can't believe I've just said that. And now I've gone and said "shit" - twice. I'm so sorry, sir. "

Prime Minister: "It's fine, it's fine. You could've said "fuck," and then we'd have been in real trouble."

Natalie: "Thank you, sir. I did have an awful premonition that I was gonna fuck up on the first day. Oh, piss it!"

Love Actually

Holiday Movie #2:

Numero dos to watch:

“You were shoveling snow. You were just a little girl in a flannel nightgown. And you were shoveling snow from the walk in front of our house. And I was the snow. I was the snow. And everywhere it landed and everything it covered. And you scooped me up…with that big red shovel. You scooped me up.”

The Family Stone

Holiday Movie #1

I am going to post some of my favorite holiday movies to watch this time of year. The first recommendation:

"They can't all be winners, kid."

Bad Santa

Old vs. New

Pablo and I have been waiting FOREVER to redo our backyard. We finally were able to have someone landscape it for us. It happened over the Thanksgiving week when my family was in town. It is amazing to see the before (gross!) and the after (love it!!!)....
It's like a whole new house now! We are SO happy with the results....each day I cannot wait to get home! :)

Classic

T-shirts- $3.00

Puffy paint-$2.98

Sweat bands- $10.00

The look on my dad and Pablo's face when they saw their competition....

PRICELESS!

My Anna Weeze and I played a game of tennis vs. my dad and Pablo on Thanksgiving Day. We knew that they would cream us, so we decided to make total fools of ourselves on and off the court. (Our t-shirts said "We eat tennis players like you for breakfast")

Cute ball girl! Look at those legs....sweet!